I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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