is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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