On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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