I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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