Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I am one with the molecules
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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