Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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