i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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