They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize