Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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