Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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