if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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