He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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