Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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