Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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