Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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