Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
home. puking in laundry basket.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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