i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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