She's JV to your varsity
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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