i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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