the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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