How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Randomize
