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sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
