some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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