So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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