I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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