So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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