Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
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