I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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