he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
