Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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