Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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