my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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