If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Randomize
