So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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