Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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