butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Congratulations! We have a period
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