I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Randomize
