Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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