Umm I'm too high to move.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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