kristin has been a bad kristin
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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