i permit you to call me
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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