I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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