So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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