Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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