For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Randomize
