Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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