don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I understand Curling. That high.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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