stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
In other news, I just burned my penis
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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