He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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