On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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