well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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