hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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