they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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