Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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