I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize