This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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